That Horrible Chat

Last night he befriended a girl on facebook.
In five mintues they started to chat.
Then that awkward moment came.
That’s when the rat catchs the cat.

A few messages were sent.
Here’s how the chat went.

He: If u dont mind can we introduce each other πŸ™‚
She: I’m frnd frnd ,you shared a post It is really very nice πŸ™‚
He: Thank you very much. U like Randeep Hooda naaa.
She: Wlcm. Ya he is good ..why did u ask that ??
He: Saw ur profile. I’m big fan of him.
She: Oo where is he in my profile.
He: Pages you liked
She: Ohk
He: I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
She: I don’t want any insurance dude.
He: Actually I need an insurence bcoz I just fell over and injured myself when I saw ur pics.
She: Is it that all this nonsense u do with everyone.
He: (confused) No. I had read this thing on the net. I suck at starting conversations. You want to try?
She: What???
He: (more confused) Nothing. What was the last movie you watched?
She: What do u want to know by asking all such questions ? By the way I watched bahubali 2 πŸ™‚ I think u r feeling uncomfortable.
He: (trying to cover up) No. I just came back from washroom. So whats the best scene of the movie
She: Wo waala that ship started to fly
He: Romantic haa. Do you prefer to watch movies in the theater or in the comfort of your own home?
She: It depends if it’s good movie then I prefer theatre otherwise I can watch at home..
He: Book u r reading now
She: No
He: (finally gave up) Getting late. Good night.
She: Gud nit. Train miss ho jaaygi jaldi ja πŸ™‚

My friends, this is what exactly happend.
The girl had got him totally flattened.

She thought he was a boring bomb.
He is still figuring out what went wrong.
(Obviously everything went wrong.)
She blocked him.
It was bound to happen anyway after that horrible chat.
So next when you’re chatting
Don’t do the mistakes my friend did.

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